The 54-year-old New Mexico resident was booked last month on his seventh -- yes, seventh -- drunk-driving charge. This last one was a real doozy: He injured a local judge who was a passenger in a second car struck in a collision with Yazzie’s vehicle.
It gets worse: Yazzie is suspected of being involved in two hit-and-run accidents that evening before he struck the judge’s car.
And he had two teenage passengers in the car.
You just can't make this kind of stuff up.